Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Universal rules
These are some of the universal rules tht are applicable in ones life.... though sounds sarcastic if we observe they r true, atleast after joining job I see some of them live....
1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose> will begin to itch.> >
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.> >
3. Kovac's Conundrum:
> When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged> one.> >
4. Cannon's Karmic Law:
> If you tell the boss you were late for work because> you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a> flat tyre.> >
5. O'brien's Variation Law:
> If you change queues, the one you have left will start> to move faster than the one you are in now.> >
6. Bell's Theorem:
> When the body is immersed in water, the telephone> rings.> >
7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
> The probability of meeting someone you know increases > when you are with someone you don't want to be seen> with.> >
8. Willoughby's Law:
> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't> work, it will.> >
9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to > the reach.> >
10. Breda's Rule:
> At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from> the aisle arrive last.> >
11. Owen's Law:
> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your> boss will ask you to do something which will last > until the coffee is cold.> >
12. Howden's Law:
> You remember you have to mail a letter only when> you're near the mailbox.> And the last and best :> >
13. Murphy's Law:
> What has to go wrong will go wrong>
1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose> will begin to itch.> >
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.> >
3. Kovac's Conundrum:
> When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged> one.> >
4. Cannon's Karmic Law:
> If you tell the boss you were late for work because> you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a> flat tyre.> >
5. O'brien's Variation Law:
> If you change queues, the one you have left will start> to move faster than the one you are in now.> >
6. Bell's Theorem:
> When the body is immersed in water, the telephone> rings.> >
7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
> The probability of meeting someone you know increases > when you are with someone you don't want to be seen> with.> >
8. Willoughby's Law:
> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't> work, it will.> >
9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to > the reach.> >
10. Breda's Rule:
> At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from> the aisle arrive last.> >
11. Owen's Law:
> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your> boss will ask you to do something which will last > until the coffee is cold.> >
12. Howden's Law:
> You remember you have to mail a letter only when> you're near the mailbox.> And the last and best :> >
13. Murphy's Law:
> What has to go wrong will go wrong>
# posted by Ravi Shankar @ 12:21 PM 
